Monday, May 3, 2010

How to clean your room:

Step One: 
Make Bed. Turn on new Michael Buble CD. Gather all laundry from the floor, stuff it into whatever baskets you can find, and stack it on your bed. Take a break for Iced Tea and Facebook. 


Step Two:
Gather all books off the floor and stack them together. 
Don't worry about being to neat, this is just the first step of sorting books.


Step Three:
Realize that you have far to many books to fit on your already cramped shelf and wonder what the best fix would be. Decide a trip to Ikea is in order and call Sister and Cousin for a fun trip out to Tempe.




Get distracted by Dream Bedroom. 


Let Kids play with camera so that they will stop whining. 

                        
 


Look at baby nephew and wonder why they can't all be this happy and cute.


Step Four:
Buy cute new blue shelves for amazing price. Also buy new bedding. 

                                     

Go home and realize you have no where to hang shelf. Attempt to rearrange room, but discover this is hard to do when room is still very messy. Give up for the night and go to bed. Wake up early in the morning to go to work and forget all about messy room for the rest of the week. 

A few days later, go to Greek Festival in Tempe with the gals. 

                                        


Laugh at the man  who stopped working to do push ups. 

                                                  

Go home only to be reminded of how horribly messy room is. Go to bed and work next morning with dark thoughts about said room.

Step Five:
Invite friend to come and talk to you while you clean. Get rid of everything you possibly can.  


Wash laundry. Five loads of laundry to be exact. Hang shirts in bathroom to dry. Send Friend home and go to sleep.


Step Six:
Go to work super early. Get coated in chocolate and cheese. Come home and lurk facebook. See cousins request for Blog update. Write blog about cleaning room. 


Realize you still have so much to do....

                                        


6 comments:

Mary said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Mackenzie said...

How did it get messy again after I sat diligently and watched you clean it? You're outrageous.

drea said...

Ha ha... you girls are cracking me up tonight.

Maria said...

I loved this! You are so funny. I love you.

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